=WaR= vs. wD We're Drunk
04/28/2002
TWL Match
Reviewed by: ScreamenDemon
We played We're Drunk last night in our TWL match. What a fun night it was. We may have lost but at least I won the crowbar battle TWICE against ^slaws .wD in CZ2! Yipeeeee!

Our first map was Tempest_r2. The game got started and as I settled in I noticed the score was already 60-0 against us! Then the server crashed. Oh well....poor wD now have to start the map over at 0-0 hehehehe. Again the server crashes within a few minutes ROFL! Again wD have to restart at 0-0...This is great I thought, each time we restarted, we made a little D tweak having seen how animalish their O was! It was a short lived vision...those drunk bastards never really knew what or how they were doing those horrid acts of flag theft! With only 4 minutes remaining they radically changed their tatics! I think they accidently mm1'd and wrote "Ok guys, time to kill Demon with the crowbars!" WTF???? I wasn't afraid...."H E L P ! ! " I cried....NO-ONE came running to my aid! Next thing I know, here come these wD's....drunk out of their skulls, swinging crowbars and screaming DEMON! I RAN for my life but to no avail! I was forced in a corner to swing and slash back defending myself. I killed 2 of them....YEEEHAAAA I screamed till this dirty ol' engie bush wacks me from behind with a WRENCH! ARRRGGGHHHHH! How disgusting and humiliating! Of course I was mad now and we immediately began turning the WHOLE game around... as soon as the final whistle blew of course. Damn! wish I got mad earlier!
It seems I forgot to take an end screen shot of this match, but luckily I found an ingame SS. It shows what the atmosphere was like. :)



We move on to CZ2 and during prespawn one of our members gets a server tk ban and quits the clan! Those auto server bans can be quite devestating! What a way to lose a member. We called in thee #1 bitch =WaR=QueenBitch! Oh yeah, now they are going to suffer! During one part of CZ2, QB is carrying a flag as an engie, sees me fighting with 3 wD at cap point 3. She tosses an emp and kills EVERYONE as she calmly strolls in, steps over my dead body and caps 3. WOW!!! You goota love her! What a BRUT!!! Yet so feminine as well. I LOVE YOU MAN....errrr WOMAN!!





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Despite wD missing their drunkest of drunks...PaulBunyan .wD, they still played a great match making several APC's. As hard as ^slaws tried....HAHAHAHA sorry mate...better luck on that crowbar kill next time! YOU LOSE!!!! hehehehe GREAT GAME wD, you have again proven why you are still #1 on the 7man TWL ladder. GJ